As I’ve mentioned before: For some reason, I am on a hit list to receive a TON of daily spam e-mails for porn and penis enhancement.
So, for your enjoyment – I have compiled a brand new list of just a few of the actual e-mail titles (subject lines). 100% real. Directly from my inbox. Enjoy!
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Increase the dimension of your monster.
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Want her to swallow?
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Get your sperms thick and juicy.
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She’ll never laugh at your anymore.
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Give your new tool some practice.
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How do you do. My ass waits you here.
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Super dimension for your little soldier.
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She smiled at me hornily.
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RE: She loves it from behind.
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Kill all competition with the largest pole.
And my very favorite… because it has the personal touch:
- Very Penis Extended Long! Ali.
God Bless.